$ mv "abhisek purkayastha" dinu kaka : The Aftermath & the Clarification

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There has been lots of speculation about the possible reasons of me renaming myself as Dinu Kaka.

Some friends have attributed this to my losing of mental balance while others have raised questions & concerns about the daily living of my ancestors.

The Purkayastha community across the globe has termed this move as a possible humiliation to their blood line .

The Singhals of Roy & Bariwali have termed this as an hillarious and impractical move coz according to them throughout the ages the Dinu Kaka's have always belonged to the Bania community and its not possible for any Bong to Christian himself Dinu Kaka.The females from the Singhal community went a step further and to mark a Protest they have stopped selling "Creative Apples" to neone belonging to the Purkayastha community.



The Sharma's that I know of have expressed great Sharmindagi . According to them the mediaval hobdokosh(Dictionary) had already defined a one to one relationship between surnames and profession (e.g XXXXXX : Chowkidar etc) and so any effort by anyone living ,dead,drunk to change this Doctrines will receive Harsh Criticism and protests from their community. The PTI reported that to mark a protest against this move the Purkayastha Mansion in the City of Silchar was left unguarded for 0.0000006723 secs.

The So called Sympathizer of Working Class have raised a hue and cry about this move stating that these are the efforts of a Petite bourgeoisie to identify himself with common working population of the Third World. They stated that this move might have seriuos repurcussions in the Coming Lok Sabha elections 2009.

Calling this as one of the greatest horological mistakes since the partition of India the Right Wings have decided to undertake a Path Yatra from Kashmir till Kanyakumari.........
According to them Din is "one of the ten aspects of the Ein Sof in kabbalah (mystical aspect of Judaism) "
whereas Kaka is the Hindu word for "a person who shares the same ancestral trait, sex and blood line as one's father with cetain amount of arrival delays......."
As such juxtaposing these might hurt the religious sentiments of both these communities...........
Also the "U" between din and kaka might provocate youngsters into inter community marraiges ..

Certains communities have raised questions about the usage of Kaka after Dinu.........
According to them this usage is a conscious attempt by selected few people to give religious color to the concept of Dinu who were alover the Silver Screen during the late 60's & early 70's.

The Ruling Class however appreciated this move ..........stating that this highlights the miserable plight of backward communities of Modern India.....They promised a definite reservation of .3% for any one whose father is either a Kaka or a Dinu.

With so much happening for so little the sutradhar or creator of controversy I myself decided to give my justifications a touch of ink and hence this blog :

What anyone did not realise was the fact that when the ever smoking, ever stinking Abhisek Purkayastha changed his name to Dinu Kaka in orkut he had a completely diffrent rationale behind his move.Ever since I was a kid I was an out an out movie buff.But our time was the time of the DDs when 1 movie a week (Sunday evenings only) was the mark of luxury. I grew up watching 70mm movies of the 60's in my small 14" Television.However there was I one striking similarity between all these movies : the main protagonist was always surrounded , protected and cared for typically by maid servants (often having screen names Dinu Kaka). And so along with the Shammi kappors and the Rajendra Kumards Dinu kaka's also became my childhood heroes. Dinu kaka was not just a name it was actually a phenomena -- be it saving the spoilt brat Shammi kapoor from the wrath of the idealististic Nazir Hussain or protecting the delicate , petrified Shaira Banoo from the onslaught of Lalita pawar Dinu kaka was always there .His job demanded timely exceution of duties but providing services keenly and affectionately was an add on (Donno if there was a concept of Performance appraisal or Yearly Hike on those parameters).
I too, being the kid of working parents, was taken care after by a feminine version of Dinu kaka.I still remember her making special dishes for me when I was not very keen on having vegetables or saving me when I was late for lunch.
I met her for the last time a couple of years back (She was pretty old by then) and the very concept of me cooking for myself in bangalorebrought tears into her eyes.

In todays age even the concept of Dinu Kaka's have become a rarity. My renaming myself as Dinu Kaka is just a tribute to this phenomena. that is truely and slowly on the verge of extinction...............